Episode 47: Knowing Your Place

Waddup y'all? Do you smell that? Smell it! Smell it! That's coffee st00pid.

WAKE UP!

What's better than my Obviously right now, in this moment in time there's nothing better than my fav combo of a gloomy morning, a hungry stomach, and an overstretched ligament. sh8t.

PLayed football (soccer 4 u american n00bs) last night. teamed up with a bunch of strangers. Not that I mind being a goalie. I don't. No really. But the sh8tty part was that when I gave up my place up front, I don't f8cking expect some friggin' n00b to be playin' with his own balls! 

DAMN IT!

Dude. Please do us all a favor and leave or become our target for shooting practice. Or DIE. You definitely will serve a better purpose dead. F8ck you n00b. I am so frustrated right now I can actually make myself some good ol' mushroom soup. Oh wait. I will. 

OMG THIS SOUP IS SO GOOD. :3

later.